Office Space Jam

First of all…if you have never seen the movie, Office Space, stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and go watch it!! It is a comedy, but it’s real….it’s so real. We (including myself saying “we”) often say things like “_______ never prepared me for the real world.” Would you like to be prepared? Go watch that movie right now. Besides the AMAZING soundtrack, here’s why:

 

1. You might be educated….but you still don’t “know”:

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2. You still struggle with confidence issues, especially when trying to “sell yourself” without seeming like a cocky asshole (especially when asked “what makes you different”):

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3. You will probably consider quitting and doing literally anything else:

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4. The older you get, the more uncomfortably inappropriate people are…yes, in a “professional environment,” too:

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5. When corporate bosses/consultants come in, they will tell you they want you to be “free,” and “creative,” and “express how you really feel”……THIS IS A TRAP! More than likely, they don’t:

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6. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS EVERYWHERE!!!

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7. You will have at least one job (probably more) that will make you a shell of a person/make you hate EVERYone:

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8. Yes, this will happen, too:

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9. Loyal, good people will steal your office supplies. Guard them with your life!!!

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10. There will ALWAYS be that one co-worker that has to comment on EVERYTHING. Worse, it seems like they might be trying to get a laugh?

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11. Office equipment is the worst (we really can’t update this 1980s model?):

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12. Corporate visits are like your parents saying “we need to talk,” even if you’ve done nothing wrong:

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13. Know the difference:

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14. You will feel fat being overly eager for “community food”:

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15. But never…NEVER forget:

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Pulse Point V

If you’re new here, this is me checking in with my feelings through the art of gifs (I love you, internet). One day I will write something with some gumption….

 

When someone makes a passive aggressive cut at me:

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When I’m at work (particularly this week)

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When I’m trying to be a cool, respectable adult  – boss status

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When a coworker tells me “someones got a case of the Mondays” or brings a major problem to my office before 10am

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When it’s summer in Arkansas (except  not in this location…because eff snakes)

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When someone “gets it”:

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When I walk my beagle:

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When someone purposely takes up two parking spots in a crowded parking lot:

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When my husband asks where the Doritos are:

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When my husband tells me he ate all the Doritos…and threw away the remaining cheese dust:

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Happy Weekend, mother lovers!

 

Pulse Point (Vol. 2)

Wedding planning has slowed down….but I want to do another pulse point..because they’re fun and therapeutic! 🙂

 

This is how I feel when someone (specifically women) tells me something three times in teh same sentence:

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This is how I feel when I make a funny joke or a bad pun and Jason doesn’t laugh:

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This is how I feel when I reach the point that I realize I am overwhelmed (PS. I never have, currently do not, and never will do cocaine):

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How I feel when someone constantly asks my opinion and I really don’t care:

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How I feel when I try to get crafty:

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How I feel when someone is being a butthead and I lawyer them:

 

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How I feel (and look) when I get a brilliant idea:

 

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How I feel (and look) when I scroll through my Facebook mini feed:

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